Not quite the “Batman wooing Felicity” requested, but Batman’s tech makes Felicity drool.
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
Whenever I lose a follower I always wonder what post they saw that made them go nope, fuck this guy.
FEMINIST: A person who believes in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes.
molly has a lot of guilty pleasures that she thinks she’s good at hiding from sherlock. glee, ABBA, dirty dancing. you would not believe the amount of times she’s imagined being twirled into patrick swayze’s comforting arms.
of course, she’s dating the world’s only consulting detective and ergo, the world’s greatest consulting detective. which is why when molly comes home from an awful day at the morgue, sherlock has cleared the entire living room floor, and has the radio playing i’ve had the time of my life. and he sort of looks at her and beckons her forward. so she walks towards him, and he shakes his head.
"no, no you’re doing it wrong. jump."
"you trust me?"
"well i suppose, sherlock what-"
"leap, and i’ll lift you."
and molly catches on. she’s dating the world’s greatest nerd. so she drops her bags, and waits for the right part of the song. she runs, jumps aaand….
that’s the story of how molly broke her collarbone, sherlock broke his arm, and how molly said i love you to sherlock for the first time.
The Sass and Snark of Steve Rogers.
You don’t have a home until you just miss it.
once upon a time…
Lydia, you go with Stiles.
nobody makes my decisions for me. nobody. this is my choice, okay? my choice.